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Anonymous 2021-06-07T01:23:40Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/9E4EWCTD [Report]


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Anonymous 2021-06-10T15:44:07Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/FKXJFYO9 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/9E4EWCTD I'm such a bottom. Everyday I want to get dominated in bed buy a big white buck breaker.

Anonymous 2021-06-11T01:12:19Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/72HUWL29 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/JB00MMJ0 God bless brother

Anonymous 2021-06-11T01:12:48Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/03XOKLJQ [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/FKXJFYO9 *smirk*

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Anonymous 2021-06-11T21:39:11Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/DCBZQY1Y [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/9E4EWCTD goo goo gaa gaa. take this motherfucker.

Anonymous 2021-06-17T01:15:28Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/ST3HMORS [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/9E4EWCTD ahahjsjjjjakioooopppppupu (based)

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T22:54:22Z No. https://fchan.xyz/lit/MO1UT3A4 [Report]

can any philosopher explain why the admin keeps creating boards on topics with no demand?

Anonymous 2021-06-16T23:09:18Z No. https://fchan.xyz/lit/NRK16HHC [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/lit/MO1UT3A4 you do not have to be the target audience for a board to be created. having a place for a little bit more well thought out posts is not a bad thing.

Anonymous 2021-06-16T23:23:44Z No. https://0x00000000.xyz/b/P4FNA11Z [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/lit/NRK16HHC you could at least create a thread explaining the rationale for it everytime you create a new board, for example, /w/ appears to have been created on a whim

Anonymous 2021-06-16T23:45:54Z No. https://fchan.xyz/lit/WAEEQJC8 [Report]

>>https://0x00000000.xyz/b/P4FNA11Z true, there is more thought into them than just created on a whim. for /lit/, there is no board on fchan that is dedicated for more thought provoking topics. they can post it on /b/ but can easily get drowned out by other things. /w/ is a place for higher quality images that others would want to have as a wallpaper. seems self explanatory. i get how it seems random. but its also fine to have slow boards.

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T19:21:34Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/298KPLMD [Report]

reminder that the A-10 is the best aircraft ever developed >extremely durable >easy to maintain >twin engines allow for greater maneuverability at low speeds >huge cannon for annihilating any ground target >doesn't need a lot of space to take off and land, can land in forward bases >it's presence alone is a massive morale boost to troops on the ground >also best air-to-air plane (just strap a metric fuckton of missiles on it, it can handle the load) >easy to fly and very controllable, anyone can fly it the only downside is that the ammo is expensive, that's it

Anonymous 2021-06-16T19:52:19Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/FFGFX0II [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/298KPLMD I don't know much about airplanes, but those are good against thirld world armies only? How would they fare against any modern aircraft, like the Rafale, or the Eurofighter, or the Sukhois?

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Anonymous 2021-06-13T19:00:06Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/ZTWWUV5K [Report]

now I want to live under the ocean

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T02:16:25Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/CX0WSCQ6 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/F1GARUX5 I like all these additions, feel free to post more if/when you all think of any!

Anonymous 2021-06-16T02:21:36Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/QBE4MUAP [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/3XXMMPVJ I think you took my ideas for Orca personalities in a most agreeable direction. I was just thinking of how their senses would impact what information they'd emphasize in their environment, but I wasn't thinking of it as deeply as this. But you're right: their mindset would have to be completely different, their ideas of reasonable behavior would have to be somewhat alien. But I like the idea of them being a bit more "lawful" than humans. >>https://fchan.xyz/b/UITNAPDD liek >>https://fchan.xyz/b/T4K93VZM like others I can't find right now because I don't want to reload the page and lose my draft: like

Anonymous 2021-06-16T02:39:36Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/03DY3547 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/F1GARUX5 While I like the idea of fish people being weak on land, I don't want their civilization as a whole to be completely helpless against humanity. Maybe humans can be restricted to islands in this area, so they rely on the ocean for food, which the fishfolk could hold hostage if they got too arrogant. I'd like to think they'd have an uneasy peace, if not a slight understanding because of a common origin. (close to some of the continents, the fish folk would probably have been driven close to extinction by early-modern humans who just don't give a shit, would pollute like crazy and harvest them to extinction locally for dumb stuff like folk medicine. Or just kill them in droves for fun, the same way the carolina parakeet (a parrot native to north america) was driven to extinction (look it up, sad infuriating story)) It's also somewhat appealing to have a certain subspecies of kind of gross merpeople, maybe like mergoblins, who can live in flooded culverts and sewers of human settlements. They might even be somewhat of a nuisance to them. Maybe they'd be tolerated because they keep rat populations down. They'd have a more gritty culture, they'd take it as a point of pride that they can survive underneath the humans and they can't do much to stop them. They'd have REALLY strong immune systems and could eat almost anything. Maybe they have charitable human sympathizers, or even fraternizers-- losers who they have sex with in exchange for stuff. They'd be kind of gross, slutty but still weirdly exotic and hot ditch-mermaids. Like trailer trash or ghetto bunnies, but with a slightly more fetid body odor (and more body parasites-- there are probably specific strains of VD you can only get from sewer mermaids). (I'd like to clarify, as much good as such a specific denial will do me, this is not a personal fantasy of mine).

Anonymous 2021-06-16T15:56:43Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/2OEKAA20 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/F1GARUX5 to be fair, being outnumbered is always a bad thing. if i remember correctly, sharks (or something else) use group tactics to kill turtles, because when a turtle sees something trying to bite it, it will present its back to it, only huge predators has a mouth wide enough to bide a turtle from the top and hardly anything has enough bite force to crush it like that, so having someone bait the turtle while another bites it sideways is necessary i like the monk idea, always funny to see a "humans are fucking crazy in the head" moments, and your example really drives in the point that people aren't inherently good or evil, they just act on a set of (usually very flawed) beliefs

Anonymous 2021-06-16T16:13:01Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/9K9ISM4Z [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/03DY3547 indeed no reason for them to be helpless they could also set up embargos/blocades of sorts where they attack any ship that sails over their territory. i imagine it isn't very hard to take down a wooden ship from bellow, poke some holes in it and the ocean does the rest there may even be merfolk on other bodies of water like rivers or large lakes or inland seas (where humans aren't harmful towards them, of course, like a rural area or something) in a city, people who mingle with sewerfolk may be considered the lowest scum of all, not only for wanting to diddle disgusting disease ridden sewer water dwellers, but also for helping disease spread to other areas in fact it is possible that at some point there is a surge of a black-plague-like disease and sewers are found to be a central place for catching it, so people caught hanging out on the sewers for whatever reason would just be assumed to be having sex with sewerfolk and then transmitting the plague to the general population, and thus killed to try to reduce contamination obviously interacting with sewerfolk would carry a great risk of contracting something nasty, they may not feel sick, but that's because they are mostly unaffected by the diseases they carry (strong immune system, as you said). imagine something like the first colonizers introducing new diseases in america that hardly affected europeans. it may even be a crime to enter the sewers without a permit

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T01:53:57Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/73NH0792 [Report]

FChan is already infinitely better than F-Bchan since /b/ actually has some culture instead of a bunch of underage kids posting porn 24/7 Also what do you fellas think of F-Bchan to refer to normalfag central?

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T10:38:33Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/NP8M3IRC [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/73NH0792 >what do you fellas think of F-Bchan to refer to normalfag central? i like it >/b/ actually has some culture i am by no means an oldfag, but i fear that this is exactly how F-Bchan was before it got too popular, and fchan might run the same path one day on the other hand federation can mitigate that, as you can just block off instances that don't have normalfag pest control

Anonymous 2021-06-16T13:35:49Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/38J71WOU [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/NP8M3IRC >but i fear this is exactly how F-Bchan was before it got too popular Yeah same, I remember not even like 4-5 years ago it was so much better than how it is now. I can't even stand to look in there anymore, it's such cancer. Plus I'm sure we could try to convince dev-chan to host a porn board or something if it gets bad enough.

Anonymous 2021-06-16T14:59:06Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/H8PJQJPQ [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/73NH0792 tranny detected but avowed. /b/abychan is pretty shit gotta agree, federation kills shitstain websites

Anonymous 2021-06-16T15:01:48Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/LSN9YQ76 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/H8PJQJPQ Also just to clarify i’m saying fchan /b/ kills 4chan /b/ (/b/abychan). I also dont understand your first question

Anonymous 2021-06-16T15:15:26Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/FXQC86R9 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/LSN9YQ76 F-Bchan F = 15 B = 11 F-B = 4

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CSS / Javascript for Fchan thread! runit !1c8f68ad 2021-06-15T23:41:03Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/7UXLQHII [Report]

I'm going to be writing some CSS later for this software. I'll post it ITT and make some PR's on github. It's really barebones ATM and it looks like the author is trying to copy the classic 4chan theme. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but having a good looking website is important to users. I appreciate you writing the backend for this BTW. It's hard work writing imageboard software, and we really needed a replacement for NNTPchan.

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Anonymous 2021-06-16T02:29:17Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/ARJH0LTB [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/HFSH36K0 would it even be possible to do post hover without js? it needs to fetch mouse location and i don't think you can do that purely in css

Anonymous 2021-06-16T03:11:26Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/U1SXCFCZ [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/ARJH0LTB CSS has a :hover selector. You could place it in a static place each time instead of at the mouse's position. It might be difficult, but I'm sure it's semi possible.

Anonymous 2021-06-16T03:14:36Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/OJSDVYX4 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/U1SXCFCZ Adding onto this, a really lazy (but simple) way to do this with pure css, html, and probably a tiny bit of backend golang, would be to embed a hidden div that has the linked posts content every time someone adds a link, and then you unhide it with the :hover selector. But this would add a lot of unnecessary HTML

runit !1c8f68ad 2021-06-16T04:35:41Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/E67EB4J9 [Report]

I made this so basic because I started realizing how horrible the HTML is at the moment. Lots of things need to be given classes in order to style them properly, especially the post form. I'll be putting in a pull request to add support for banners on the frontend tomorrow afternoon. The site will have banners if he pulls it. This makes the site usable at least. Yes, I know the captcha renders strangely with this. Use it with Stylish. body { font-family: sans; font-size: 12px; } .post { background-color:#d6daf0; border:1px solid #b7c5d9; border-left:none; border-top:none; display:table; padding:2px } #new-post { background-color:#98e; color:#000; font-weight:700; border:1px solid #000; font-size:10pt } h1 { font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; letter-spacing: -2px; font-size: 28px; } a.reply { color: #d00; text-decoration: underline; } Tomorrow I'll be tearing into the HTML templates and cleaning everything, because wew lad this is a clusterfuck to read.

Anonymous 2021-06-16T04:36:26Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/PUBAVUSC [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/OJSDVYX4 wanting to remove something that is messy and replace it with something that is messy is not good design. i would say the simplest non bloated way is just to use the title attribute for <a> elements. <a href="post that quoted my post" title="this is the content of the post that quoted my post">FFFFFFFF</a> and that title attribute can be styled in CSS

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Anonymous 2021-03-31T05:17:33Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/921DE73Y [Report]

How is it that in order to be very good programmer, you need to be very logical and mathematical, yet the field is full of trannies? Is this not a contradiction? I don’t get it.

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Anonymous 2021-05-31T02:02:50Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/RMBM3GUL [Report]

i totally do want to suck her dick tho

Anonymous 2021-06-12T04:16:26Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/CN116FTO [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/D7TE2HCY And those are almost all of them autogynephilles, so they are also not the kind of trannies that would actually pass as a woman and unlike non-autogynephille trannies they "hatched" ( as those faggots like to say ) once in adulthood, so they lived most of their lives as males and developed male's interests.

Anonymous 2021-06-12T16:20:43Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/A6EVLG75 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/921DE73Y They're not women. The tranny part is logical to them, but that is because their understanding of reality is incorrect, not because they are lacking in logic. They're sad and often very lonely people, not necessarily dumb.

Anonymous 2021-06-12T16:42:01Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/1DO2Z0YU [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/921DE73Y You have obviously never met a tranny Trannies are extremely logical and mathematical. A vast majority of mtf trannies have some kind of high-functioning autism. Every single one of the trannies I know is in STEM, highly logical and knows at least something about mathematics. I'm also an mtf tranny and I'm working on a master's degree in mathematics. >>https://fchan.xyz/prog/WQALICVI You will never be a woman

Anonymous 2021-06-16T03:09:33Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/3F98DYG9 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/921DE73Y deeply autistic men are good at coding, dunno what you're on about

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Anonymous 2021-06-14T20:16:29Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/NJ5VD3T8 [Report]

https://github.com/Billy02357/shvirus I made this while bored What add now?

Anonymous 2021-06-14T21:22:22Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/RMB49OZH [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/NJ5VD3T8 add some comments, i have no idea what it does

Anonymous 2021-06-14T22:22:46Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/KKNH8O6F [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/NJ5VD3T8 nice sequence of commands. need to remove startenc and endenc unless you are meaning to keep those around. suggestions are depending if youre trying to cause damage or just leave your mark in as many places. atm it seems fine for its current use case. if you already have user control to execute the script you already have more access than the script will be able to provide. so this one seems to do its job.

Anonymous 2021-06-16T03:06:59Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/4QWEUW9T [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/NJ5VD3T8 >by Billy02357 AKA noid explain this


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