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niggеr Anonymous 2021-04-16T13:17:10Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/YCSZTZDY [Report]

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Anonymous 2021-04-25T11:47:55Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/1YF9YK3G [Report]

aspie gf is pretty qt

Anonymous 2021-04-27T05:23:54Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/CMOWHMMF [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/YCSZTZDY yeah

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Anonymous 2021-04-27T20:59:11Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/C7I55L8V [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/YCSZTZDY You will never have a cute autistic gf Why even live

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Anonymous 2021-04-30T01:09:39Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/RKNJVYRI [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/C7I55L8V Live to talk to your frens

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Anonymous 2021-05-11T15:23:49Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/MZWAC0P8 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/C7I55L8V >be me >be autistic fuck >highschool >hanging out with friends >one of them walks off for a moment and comes back with a small group of other people >some students from another class >friends tell me they know a girl who is just like me >ohboyherecomes.ogg >they are probably just messing with me >expecting some weird/ugly looking girl >cutetomboy.jpg >her appearance is unkept, but she is pretty charming >she doesn't say anything >she stands very awkwardly in front of me just staring me >i say hi >she says hi >we stare at each other >people laugh >hard >we shy away from each other >her group walks away with her saying "oh well we tried" and laughing >never talked to her again >still saw her occasionally >later i found out she had autism, as in an actual diagnosis i didn't think much of it back then, thought it was just my friends pranking me or something for being autistic af today work was so excruciatingly boring that i found myself thinking about that day i wonder what they meant by "we tried" i wonder if she had an interest in me and that was her shot i wonder if i had tried to talk to her again we could have been friends or something more i wonder if i wouldn't be spending the better part of the day alone i wonder that was several years ago, but when i remember it, it still weighs like a boulder on the shoulder

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Anonymous 2021-05-11T04:52:41Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/TZHZCE42 [Report]

>be me >AI researcher >finally discovered how to create a human-like AI >turns out it is pretty cheap to simulate lots of humans in a single computer >idea >get a super computer >simulates 100 billion humans on my basement >hook up the super computer directly to the pirate bay >have the humans i created watch all the copyrighted material in the world >without paying for a loicence to distribute such content to them, of course >turns out industry's money actually vanishes from their safes when someone watches their product without their authorization >hollywood declares bankruptcy within the hour >all music companies are closing their doors >people are no longer motivated to do creative endeavors >no more entertainment is created >people fall into a depression as there is no more content to consoom and distract them from their existential dread >suicide rates skyrocket to 100% >mankind is no more, the closest things to humans now are the AIs running in my basement >mfw i singlehandedly crashed the entire world economy, bringing meat humans to extinction and replacing them with zeroes-and-ones humans another day in the life of a pirate

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Anonymous 2021-05-08T14:55:26Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/GK7V9HBJ [Report]


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Anonymous 2021-01-16T23:32:18Z No. https://0x00000000.xyz/b/1804F323 [Report]

who else plucks out their beard hairs and uses them to floss their teeth?

Anonymous 2021-05-07T02:09:27Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/5QJIDNFW [Report]

>>https://0x00000000.xyz/b/1804F323 i didn't, but it sounds like a good idea

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Dark Mode: A Return to Tradition Anonymous 2021-04-26T19:27:40Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/10KWJP5I [Report]

Who else is looking forward to everything finally having dark mode? Computers were originally always in dark mode, i.e. white or green text on a black background. "Light mode" was a great folly where people wanted stuff on their computer to look like the printed page. It makes no sense when you think about it, why would you have the entire screen light up except for the text? It would be like printing out a page covered entirely in ink, except for where the words are meant to be. I for one long for the day when every browser renders an HTML page with no CSS as white text on a black background.

Anonymous 2021-04-26T20:04:53Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/REPW72S5 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/10KWJP5I Maybe I am just a boomer but dark mode annoys me. White text on black screen is not good. I do use it for some applications, but I do not seek out to turn everything into dark mode.

Anonymous 2021-05-03T00:05:57Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/PV6X7APU [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/10KWJP5I Yes.

Anonymous 2021-05-03T08:54:53Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/9EFEWK6H [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/10KWJP5I I'm looking forward to the day when everything can follow the system theme. Seamless switching between day/night mode would make be cum.

Anonymous 2021-05-05T01:30:24Z No. https://fchan.xyz/g/E9MAAP4W [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/g/10KWJP5I Dark mode is okay for me. But If there're many texts with small fonts while using dark mode. My eyes are gonna be tired too fast. So I use dark mode only for apps UI, not for reading something on pages.

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Funny pictures thread Anonymous 2021-04-25T21:23:11Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/XW6I9KLG [Report]

Post le funny pictures XDDDDD KEK lol

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Anonymous 2021-04-29T15:47:57Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/0LQU8R0Z [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/ZGLEOSEX This dude got SEX on his ID What a fucking chad

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Anonymous 2021-04-30T01:04:37Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/AHKYD0F6 [Report]


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Anonymous 2021-05-01T20:50:09Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/3FS5U33L [Report]

Anonymous 2021-05-01T21:25:32Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/54FQX0TH [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/3FS5U33L kek first one to make me laugh

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Anonymous 2021-05-05T00:09:13Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/WP86P42I [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/b/XW6I9KLG very comfy site

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Cross Imageboard Login System Idea Anonymous 2021-04-25T12:36:40Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/1TOIV0D3 [Report]

I've had this idea for some time, and have shared it on and off. I wanted to share it here though. Basically, I've had the idea of a very minimal/lightweight, free, libre, and open source, self-hostable program that provides users with a login for imageboards. How it would work is, the user would setup a username and password, then on any clients (4chanX, KurobaEx, etc.) the user would input that username and password. Then whenever they post something, it would sync to the server, then sync to their other devices. So basically no matter which device they are on, they can keep track of their watched threads, posts, bookmarks, (You)s (replies), etc. This would be a privacy friendly way for users to sync their activity between devices to keep track of everything, instead of relying on image-board logins (which most don't have anyways). The hardest part would probably be submitting a pull request to add support for the login/sync system into clients such as KurobaEx and 4chanX. At worst it's a separate extension, or someone forks them and adds it...

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Anonymous 2021-04-25T15:43:05Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/6XWQ0OV7 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/1TOIV0D3 the whole point of imagebords imo is that everyone is anonymous and you don't need an account - the only reason to need an account is if you're a moderator or a passfag, which I don't think should be a shared status among all imageboards for obvious reasons.

Anonymous 2021-04-25T15:47:08Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/SIBVJ7M1 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/1TOIV0D3 Anyway nice idea built on air but I can't see how to implement it. You want to federate personal user data back and forth with other instances? Where do you go as a user to keep control of your data? How do you know a federation really deleted your data if you wanted it? I'd never use it

Anonymous 2021-04-28T17:16:01Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/KTOLYBDX [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/6XWQ0OV7 >>https://fchan.xyz/prog/SIBVJ7M1 I'm failing to understand your guys' points. Did you read my entire idea? Nothing is being stored on the imageboard servers, that's the entire point of it being self-hosted. Some imageboards DO have logins, which I dislike for the exact reasons you guys mention (anonymity). The service would be something you self-host, then it would be added as an option to "log in" on clients such as KurobaEx, or browser extensions such as 4chanX. This would of course require a pull request be submitted, then accepted. They can also be forked but the devs seem like they'd be open to such. If not, a fork of the project with this feature added is always possible too. Anyways, the server itself needs to come before any of the client side stuff. The hardest part will be getting clients to add in the login feature, although it should be reasonably simple, some devs can be annoying yk. But anyways back on point, after the user logs in, it would sync down all their watched threads, (You)s, etc. and it will be synced between each client/device they login to. Everything is stored on the server, the server which is the program that I am suggesting be made. That program will run on a server that the user self-hosts, meaning it's run entirely by them, they have full control. The program would ideally also be as minimal, lightweight as possible. And of course free, libre and open source. Nothing is being touched with the imageboards, nothing is being stored on imageboard servers besides your actual public posts to them as usual, the login system is completely self-hosted, and the login prompts are added to the end clients themselves. I don't know how I can be anymore clearer than that. But you guys obviously didn't understand the point.

Anonymous 2021-04-28T20:56:03Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/MYSR0DXC [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/KTOLYBDX Oh I see, you've just basically reinvented the idea of public key cryptographic authentication. You make a gpg keypair, and what you're suggesting would probably be implemented as some sort of browser plugin that can use that keypair to authenticate you cross platform. Perhaps that plugin also stores what threads you are watching and polls them for any replies. Yeah ok, I just didn't understand your idea. This could be something, but it'd be pretty niche. But possible.

Anonymous 2021-05-01T21:07:49Z No. https://fchan.xyz/prog/LTSWC8J9 [Report]

>>https://fchan.xyz/prog/MYSR0DXC Kinda but not really, it's basically just a service that you selfhost, and it centralizes all your watched threads and boommarks on the server you host. You login on any device and it syncs it between them all. Not reeeally a hard concept idk how I can explain it any better. If you use 4chanX, or Kuroba you know about the thread watcher right? When you post to a thread, it adds it to the watch list. You can also watch threads or posts you didn't post to. Anyways basically that list will sync to your server, then your server syncs it to any other devices logged in. The lists are merged on the server and all your devices stay up to date with one another.

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Anonymous 2021-04-30T16:25:53Z No. https://0x00000000.xyz/b/IV44JPVL [Report]

How can you federate two fchan image boards? There are no concrete instructions on the GitHub

Anonymous 2021-04-30T16:31:01Z No. https://fchan.xyz/b/TPJTY6RL [Report]

>>https://0x00000000.xyz/b/IV44JPVL You go to the management page for the board you want to federate with another board and then subscribe to that board. i.e go to https://0x00000000.xyz/b management page and then subscribe to https://fchan.xyz/b or any other board


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